First day of work, or err, lack of work....

   
     
 
"Whats this a plastic ice cream scoop?  What did that cost, $4000?"
"Now where do these extra pieces go.  Perhaps this red wire goes to this black wire."
"If I take this card and put it here I can move this king there, but the Ace is still hidden, but if I....."
"Really I am working, I wanted to see how fast this water would evaporate so I could see if the specs on the rotary gurter....."